THE BREAKING NEWS LAST NITE
RAHIMAH RAHIM GOT SENT HOME?!
SHE AND PAUL THE BOTTOM 2?
WOD THE HELL?!!!
THE EFFORTS SHE PUT IN TO HER SINGING
IS SO MUCH MORE THAN SOME OF THEM
LIKE JOAKIM WHO PUT SO MUCH EFFORT
ON HIS ANNOYING DANCE
AND NURUL HER HAPPY-GOOBER THINGY
N "LETS DO THE HAPPY DANCE"?
I THINK THE FANS ARE VOTING FOR CUTE GUYS
AND GOODY-TWO-SHOES
WELL SHE WILL BE DEEPLY MISSED
NOW SINGAPORE IDOL DONT REALLY HAVE THE PUNCH
HADY, PAUL, MATHILDA N JON
ARE THE ONLY HOPES RITE NOW
THO I KINDA HATE MATHILDA
PLS STOP HER DIVA-CHAMPION ATTITUDE CAN?
AFTER WOD THE JUDGES COMMENTED LAST WED
SHES LIKE: "THATS WOD I WANA HEAR!.."
"AT LAST I GOT SOMETHING TO WORK ON!"
WOAH... I KNOW LA UR VOICE GOOD
BUT DONT HAVE TO DIRECTLY TELL THE WHOLE WORLD LA
OK WODEVER I SHOULD HAVE
BOMBARD MY SMSes TO RAHIMAH
BUT BROKE LA DOK...
ARGHH!!! OK ENUF WITH IDOLS

NOW... BACK TO MY CASE
IM STILL INVESTIGATING BOUT
THE EXPEDITION TO THE MOON
STILL I DONT THINK THEY LANDED
MAYBE TINTIN, SNOWY AND CAPTAIN HADDOCK DID
BUT NOT THOSE NASA ASTONAUTS
AND FOR YOUR INFO.. TO WHOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
NO OTHER HUMAN REVISITED THE MOON
N THERES A NEW CASE COMING UP
BOUT THE PENTAGON AIRPLANE CRASH
DID I GET RIGHT? AN AIRPLANE? YA RITE..PFFT..
AGAIN THEY ARE A BUNCH OF HOAXERS
REPORTS WITH REAL-SOLID-PROOF EVIDENCE
AND NOT BIASED.. WILL SOON BE PUBLISHED

AND TO MY BELOVED AISYAH
IM SO.. AHEM.. HAPPY.. THAT UR BACK
HAHA!! NO I MEAN REALLY
I MISS U SO MUACHOS!!!!
WHILE UR GONE.. I KEPT MYSELF BUSY
WITH INVESTIGATIONS.. IN ORDER TO AT LEAST
COVER THE LOSS IM EXPERIENCING WHILE YOURE GONE
IT GOT ME SO BADLY THAT I HAVE TO SMOKE SOME CIGGS
TO GET RID OF THE PAIN IM SUFFERING
AND WENT NIGHTRIDING TO SELETAR RESERVOIR
JUST TO SEE JOHOR AND TO FEEL CLOSER TO YOU
NOW THAT UR BACK.... IM SO GLAD
THAT I CANT REALLY DO THOSE THINGS ANYMORE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
3 CHEERS TO U!!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!
HIP HIP HOORAY!!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!
I LOVE U BABE... LOADS AND LOADS!!
ADN I DIDNT KNOW UR VOTED MOST FLEXIBLE
HAHA!! I THINK THIS SEEMS TO TAKE FOREVER..
MY LONGEST I THINK..

{/8:54 AM}

well I could be wrong.