TO SAMMYBOY
WHOSE HAIR HAD GROWN VERY LONG
BECOMING A SWEET CURLY MULLET
BUT IT HAD TO GO
THANKS FOR CALLING
AND YEA... AS A CHILD
FLASH HAD ALWAYS BEEN MY HERO
U LIVE UP TO BECOME MY HERO MAITE
COOLNESS IN THE BALDNESS I SAY
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE MY FRIEND
I'M SORRY U HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT BURDEN FOR A WHILE
BUT IT DOES GIVE ME AN ENORMOUS SENSE OF ARTYCULOUSNESS
OK, HERE'S WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY HEAD
WHILE I SHAVE YOUR RAVE HEAD
DON'T STOP ME NOW BY QUEEN
GO CHECK IT OUT!

TO MY BELOVED SUN, DINIE
HAPPY 18TH BURFDAY TO U
HUGS N HUGS N HUGS TO U VERY MUCHOS
WELL U GOT THE SWEET BURFDAY SONG FROM ME
WELL SINGING BURFDAY SONGS HAVE BECOME A PART-TIME JOB FOR ME
AND SHAVING HEADS AS WELL
WELL SUN... GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR O'LEVEL EXAMS
DON'T TAKE DRUGS
COS THE DRUGS DON'T WORK
IT JUST MAKE U WORST
BUT I KNOW I'LL SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN

TO ZIMO...MY SELF-INNITIATIVE ASSISTANT
HAHA... WELL THANKS ALOT TO U
AND HAPPY FASTING
I DON'T WANNA SEE U SITTING THERE AGAIN
AT THE PLAYGROUND WITH A BOWL OF NOODLES
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET

TO AISYAH...MY LEGENDARY GIRLFRIEND
EXAGGERATIONS ARE TRANSALATIONS OF MY HEART AND MIND
IT IS ALWAYS BOOZED-UP BY RED LOVING BLOOD CELLS
THAT PUMPS UP THROUGH THE VEINS, THE HEART AND INTO THE BRAIN
WHEN IT REACHES THE BRAIN, IT EXPLODES INTO TINY SPRINKLY
COSMIC DUST THAT SHOWERS MY HEART AND SOUL
GOING EEYUCK IS VERY ANNOYING AND FEELING PARANOID
WITH ME BEING CURLY-WURLY WITH MY WORDS IS BAD FOR HEALTH
COS I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS
AND FOR WHAT ITS WORTH, TO ME ITS A WORTHY FACT
NOT MADE UP FAIRY TALES WITH HAPPY ENDINGS
AND IT'S TRUE THAT I MISS U
BUTTERFLIES AND HURRICANES NOW IN MY GUTS
AND IT'S TRUE... JE T'AIME
VOUS ETES MON SOULMATE
JE VEUX PASSER LA RESTE DE MA VIE AVEC VOUS

TO GENERAL READERS
HAPPY READING
CHIAO!

{/11:52 AM}

well I could be wrong.