Greetings Moon fans. Your all-time favourite Moonman is back! I'll take you with me in my Moon Machine, Bushit 13 and we'll explore deeply into the dark side of the moon and other interesting and factual America's secrets of the Underworld. Hold on tight cos it will one hell of a ride!.
TEST TEST... THIS IS A FORCE VOMIT.. TEST 1....2....3.... TEST...
OK... IT WAS A LAUGH-OUT-LOUD-KINDA-CUTE MASTERPIECE BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A DISGUSTING WIPE-IT-OFF-MY-SCREEN BLISS
WELL.. TO THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY PONDERED ON MY REVOLVING RHYME.. THANK YOU. SADLY... I GOTTA MERCILESSLY VOMIT IT OUT FROM HERE.. GUESS PEOPLE DON'T KINDA FANCY THE ART IN IT.. BUT YEA... I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER... MY EXPRESSIONS COULD AFFECT SOME PEOPLE... GUESS I JUST GOTTA TO STICK TO 7-11-ING AND KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT
TO HILWA... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TURN UP FOR THE GATHERING JUST NOW... BUT U GOT A BIRTHDAY SONG FROM ME (= DID IT WORK? I KNOW U MISS MY VOICE... ADMIT IT FIATCH! WELL I THINK ITS MERRIER WITHOUT ME.. COS IF I WAS THERE... U GUYS GONNA GET SO IRRITATED BY ME. BUT OF COURSE I WANNA BE THERE.
DAY BY DAY I GOT SICK OF THAT WHITE, RED AND GREEN. BUT THE PEOPLE THERE ARE FUN. AND WORKING ALONE TASTE LIKE ROTTEN EGG NO ONE TO CALL NO ONE TO CRAP WITH JUST STARE AT THE DOOR WAITING FOR FUN TO SLIP IN
WELL TO-DUH-LOO!!! I GOT ENUFF OF FINGER-PUNCHING THIS PLSTIC CUBES CHEERS YE ALL
SONG OF THE DAY: STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL BY AQUALUNG SHIT OF THE DAY: MY EXAM RESULTS I'LL-PUNCH-U-IN-THE-FACE OF THE DAY: THIS INDIAN BOY WHO SPILLED HIS BIG GULP AT THE COUNTER PEST OF THE DAY: THE CASH REGISTER GOT THE BETTER OF ME BUT THEN IT LET ME TASTE MY OWN MEDICINE.. THAT'S INSTANT KARMA.. TIP OF THE DAY: WHEN YOU'RE FEELING HEAVY... TRY HOUSE-KEEPING.. WICKED!