EAT
Saturday, August 20, 2005
END OF A CENTURY BY BLURNEXT CRAP DISH:SWEET 'N SOUR SAMBAL-ED SQUIRTER
(SERVE 3-4)
INGREDIENTS:(1 serving each)
LAKSA
POPIAH ROLL
CHICKY RICE
SNICKERS ICE-CREAM
HELLO! PANDA
YAN-YAN
GUAVA JUICE
MIXED FRUIT JUICE
FRIED SQUID
SPRING ROLL
FRIED SQUID AGAIN
CRYSANTEMUM TEA
AND BEEF JERKY
STEPS:1. SHOVE ONE-BY-ONE IN CORRECT ORDER.
2. MUNCH TILL THEY ARE SOFT AND TENDER.
3. SWALLOW AND DIGEST.
4. WATCH YOUR REAR! THERE MAY BE GAS LEAKAGE.
5. TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
6. SIT.
7. SSSQQQQUUIRRRRTTTT IT OOOOUUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRY IT STRAIGHT FROM THE BOWL!EAT IT WHILE IT'S HOT!BON APETIT!
{/12:51 AM}
well I could be wrong.